I was sure there was a general observations thread here, but I couldn't find one, so here we go. Anything that strikes you as interesting, amusing or infuriating about modern life - put it here.
To start things off, I have been struck by the popularity of certain names in football and the ridiculous number of players on a top-flight team's rosta, so imagine this:
First eleven of a Premier League team in an alternative universe where there are no overseas players:
13. Callum Mason
24. Mason Jordan
16. Jordan Connor
30. Connor Callum
18. Callum Jordan
41. Connor Mason
10. Connor Jordan
37. Mason Callum
29. Callum Connor
11. Jordan Mason
9. Jordan Callum-Connor